{"title":"Bernard","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's stressed, and then there's \u003cem\u003estressed\u003c\/em\u003e. Bernard doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult, and frankly neither do we. If you've been looking for a friend to say Eff It with, here he is.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bernard-plush-1st-edition","title":"Bernard Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's stressed, and then there's stressed. Bernard doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult, and frankly neither do we. He's a soft brown bear plush, 5.5 inches tall, with poseable arms so his middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for anyone who's had enough of the week. Size: 5.5 in H x 5.5 in L x 3.75 in D. A matching keychain plush and enamel pin are also available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49419140694336,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0003","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernard_gif_front.gif?v=1769842053"},{"product_id":"bernard-enamel-pin","title":"Bernard Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn enamel pin of Bernard, the stressed-out brown bear with his middle fingers up. It's 1.5 in wide x 1.0 in high, with an updated backing that stays put. Wear it on a jacket, bag, hat or lanyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA small, funny stocking stuffer for anyone who's had enough, and it matches the Bernard plush and keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49818231701824,"sku":"R-AC-ENAM-0003","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernard_pin_front.png?v=1769889794"},{"product_id":"bernard-plush-pin-bundle","title":"Bernard Plush + Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bernard plush features poseable arms with raised middle fingers at the ends. Keep the hands out to make a statement or tucked them away in the front pockets. Dimensions: \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5.5\"H x 5.5\"L x 3.75\"D\u003c\/span\u003e. Learn more about the Bernard plush \u003ca title=\"here\" href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/bernard-plush-1st-edition\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe high quality Bernard pin is built to last and includes an updated backing. Dimensions: 1.5\"w x 1.0\"h. Learn more about the Bernard pin \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/bernard-enamel-pin\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51302503907648,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernardPlushPin.png?v=1763968275"},{"product_id":"bernard-keychain-plush","title":"Bernard Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's stressed, and then there's \u003cem\u003estressed\u003c\/em\u003e. Bernard doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult, and frankly neither do we. Clip him to your keys and you'll always have someone to say Eff It with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis arms are poseable, so the middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket when you need polite mode for the office or for Grandma. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off. And yes, there's a tiny embroidered butthole on the back. We're thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe hangs from an embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon on a stainless steel ring that opens wide enough to go over a thick bag strap. Clip him to your keys, a zipper pull, a backpack, a purse strap or a lanyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stocking stuffer for the friend who gets it, or backup for yourself on a Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more Bernard? Pair him with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bernard-plush-1st-edition\"\u003eBernard 5.5\" plush\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bernard-enamel-pin\"\u003eBernard enamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-good-words-card\"\u003eNo Good Words card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743504171328,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0022","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernard-keychain-photo-1_2fef4f64-8585-43d9-82c6-4e165806645f.jpg?v=1792372354"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/collections\/bernard_front_main.jpg?v=1791770272","url":"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/collections\/bernard.oembed","provider":"Eff It Friends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}