{"title":"Funny Plushies for Adults","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny plushies for adults, for the days you'd rather flip off the world than hug it. Their middle fingers go up, or tuck into a pocket when company comes over.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"kai-plush-1st-edition","title":"Kai Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eOff in his own world and comfortable in his own space, Kai doesn't let himself be bothered with nonsense. He'll put a middle finger up for you eventually, when he gets around to it. He's a soft beige dog plush, 5.5 inches tall, with poseable arms and a front pocket for the fingers. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for the friend nothing rattles. Size: 5.5 in H x 5.5 in L x 3.75 in D. A matching keychain plush and enamel pin are also available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49399825269056,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0004","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kai_front_alt_1.jpg?v=1764000384"},{"product_id":"jackie-plush-1st-edition","title":"Jackie Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eJackie is the best friend you could ask for if you're the honest type, and the worst enemy imaginable if you cross her. She's a soft orange cat plush, 5.5 inches tall, with poseable arms so her middle fingers stay up, or tuck into her front pocket for polite company. Her face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for a friend who says what everyone's thinking, or for your own desk. Size: 5.5 in H x 5.5 in L x 3.75 in D. A matching keychain plush and enamel pin are also available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49419121230144,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0001","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/jackie_front_alt_1.jpg?v=1764000047"},{"product_id":"bernard-plush-1st-edition","title":"Bernard Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's stressed, and then there's stressed. Bernard doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult, and frankly neither do we. He's a soft brown bear plush, 5.5 inches tall, with poseable arms so his middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for anyone who's had enough of the week. Size: 5.5 in H x 5.5 in L x 3.75 in D. A matching keychain plush and enamel pin are also available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49419140694336,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0003","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernard_gif_front.gif?v=1769842053"},{"product_id":"audra-plush-1st-edition","title":"Audra Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eAudra is always ahead of the curve and over things before they get popular. She sees through life's BS and offers a bright pink glimmer of authenticity. She's a soft pink bunny plush with poseable arms and tall, poseable ears, so the middle fingers and the ears both bend. Her face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for the friend who saw it coming. Size: 8.5 in H with ears x 5.5 in L x 3.75 in D. A matching keychain plush and enamel pin are also available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50072046960960,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0002","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/audra_front_alt_3.jpg?v=1759914771"},{"product_id":"plush-full-collection","title":"First Edition Plush Full Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll four Eff It Friends together: Jackie the honest cat, Bernard the stressed-out bear, Kai the unbothered dog and Audra the bunny who was over it first. Each is a soft 5.5-inch plush with poseable arms, middle fingers at the ends and a front pocket to tuck them into. Embroidered faces, no plastic eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for a group chat, an office or a collector.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51273182576960,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/fullCollection.png?v=1769891056"},{"product_id":"audra-plush-pin-bundle","title":"Audra Plush + Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Audra plush features poseable arms with raised middle fingers at the ends. Keep the hands out to make a statement or tucked them away in the front pockets. Dimensions: 8.5\"H x 5.5\"L x 3.75\"D (including ears). Learn more about the Audra plush \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/audra-plush-1st-edition\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe high quality Audra enamel pin is built to last and includes an updated backing. Dimensions: 1.5\"w x 1.5\"h. Learn more about the Audra pin \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/audra-enamel-pin\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51298945827136,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/audraPlushPin.png?v=1763958356"},{"product_id":"bernard-plush-pin-bundle","title":"Bernard Plush + Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bernard plush features poseable arms with raised middle fingers at the ends. Keep the hands out to make a statement or tucked them away in the front pockets. Dimensions: \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5.5\"H x 5.5\"L x 3.75\"D\u003c\/span\u003e. Learn more about the Bernard plush \u003ca title=\"here\" href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/bernard-plush-1st-edition\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe high quality Bernard pin is built to last and includes an updated backing. Dimensions: 1.5\"w x 1.0\"h. Learn more about the Bernard pin \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/bernard-enamel-pin\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51302503907648,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernardPlushPin.png?v=1763968275"},{"product_id":"jackie-plush-pin-bundle","title":"Jackie Plush + Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Jackie plush features poseable arms with raised middle fingers at the ends. Keep the hands out to make a statement or tucked them away in the front pockets. Dimensions: \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5.5\"H x 5.5\"L x 3.75\"D\u003c\/span\u003e. Learn more about the Jackie plush \u003ca title=\"here\" href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/jackie-plush-1st-edition\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe high quality Jackie pin is built to last and includes an updated backing. Dimensions: 1.5\"w x 1.0\"h. Learn more about the Jackie pin \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/jackie-enamel-pin\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51302505251136,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/jackiePlushPin.png?v=1763999595"},{"product_id":"kai-plush-pin-bundle","title":"Kai Plush + Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Kai plush features poseable arms with raised middle fingers at the ends. Keep the hands out to make a statement or tucked them away in the front pockets. Dimensions: \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5.5\"H x 5.5\"L x 3.75\"D\u003c\/span\u003e. Learn more about the Kai plush \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/kai-plush-1st-edition\" title=\"here\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe high quality Kai pin is built to last and includes an updated backing. Dimensions: 1.5\"w x 1.0\"h. Learn more about the Kai pin \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/kai-enamel-pin\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51302507184448,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kaiPlushPin.png?v=1763958238"},{"product_id":"fresh-out-of-fucks-gift-box-bundle","title":"Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend with no f*cks left to give, our Fresh Out of F*cks gift box is packed with cozy favorites and a plush with its middle fingers up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside the box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFresh Out of F*cks shower steamers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBarefoot Dreams CozyChic pointelle crew socks, ultra-soft and warm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Deserve A Break face mask\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePinch Me therapy dough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEff It Friends sticker sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEff It vibes included. You choose:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching plush and enamel pin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour favorite card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA personalized handwritten message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything arrives in our custom Eff It Friends gift box, ready to give.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52010415358272,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/fresh-gift-box-willow-hero.png?v=1789799181"},{"product_id":"jackie-keychain-plush","title":"Jackie Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eJackie is the best friend you could ask for if you're the honest type, and the worst enemy imaginable if you cross her. 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Pair her with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/jackie-plush-1st-edition\"\u003eJackie 5.5\" plush\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/jackie-enamel-pin\"\u003eJackie enamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-good-words-card\"\u003eNo Good Words card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743499518272,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0020","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/jackie-keychain-photo-1_1c79e56c-9f92-4024-9702-81ff98cc7409.jpg?v=1792372233"},{"product_id":"bernard-keychain-plush","title":"Bernard Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's stressed, and then there's \u003cem\u003estressed\u003c\/em\u003e. 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Pair him with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bernard-plush-1st-edition\"\u003eBernard 5.5\" plush\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bernard-enamel-pin\"\u003eBernard enamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-good-words-card\"\u003eNo Good Words card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743504171328,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0022","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernard-keychain-photo-1_2fef4f64-8585-43d9-82c6-4e165806645f.jpg?v=1792372354"},{"product_id":"kai-keychain-plush","title":"Kai Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eOff in his own world and comfortable in his own space, Kai doesn't let himself be bothered with nonsense. 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Pair him with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kai-plush-1st-edition\"\u003eKai 5.5\" plush\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kai-enamel-pin\"\u003eKai enamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-good-words-card\"\u003eNo Good Words card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743504400704,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0023","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kai-keychain-photo-0-pocket_43630f97-c881-40e9-80ed-a86b7661c4ff.jpg?v=1792372714"},{"product_id":"audra-keychain-plush","title":"Audra Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eAudra is always ahead of the curve and over things before they get popular. 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