{"title":"Kai","description":"\u003cp\u003eOff in his own world and comfortable in his own space, Kai doesn't let himself be bothered with nonsense. He'll put a middle finger up for you eventually, when he gets around to it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"kai-plush-1st-edition","title":"Kai Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eOff in his own world and comfortable in his own space, Kai doesn't let himself be bothered with nonsense. He'll put a middle finger up for you eventually, when he gets around to it. He's a soft beige dog plush, 5.5 inches tall, with poseable arms and a front pocket for the fingers. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for the friend nothing rattles. Size: 5.5 in H x 5.5 in L x 3.75 in D. A matching keychain plush and enamel pin are also available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49399825269056,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0004","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kai_front_alt_1.jpg?v=1764000384"},{"product_id":"kai-enamel-pin","title":"Kai Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn enamel pin of Kai, the unbothered beige dog with his middle fingers up. It's 1.5 in wide x 1.0 in high, with an updated backing that stays put. Wear it on a jacket, bag, hat or lanyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA small, funny stocking stuffer for the friend nothing rattles, and it matches the Kai plush and keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49818235044160,"sku":"R-AC-ENAM-0004","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kai_pin_front.png?v=1769889794"},{"product_id":"kai-plush-pin-bundle","title":"Kai Plush + Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Kai plush features poseable arms with raised middle fingers at the ends. Keep the hands out to make a statement or tucked them away in the front pockets. Dimensions: \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5.5\"H x 5.5\"L x 3.75\"D\u003c\/span\u003e. Learn more about the Kai plush \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/kai-plush-1st-edition\" title=\"here\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe high quality Kai pin is built to last and includes an updated backing. Dimensions: 1.5\"w x 1.0\"h. Learn more about the Kai pin \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/kai-enamel-pin\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51302507184448,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kaiPlushPin.png?v=1763958238"},{"product_id":"kai-keychain-plush","title":"Kai Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eOff in his own world and comfortable in his own space, Kai doesn't let himself be bothered with nonsense. He'll put a middle finger up for you eventually, when he gets around to it. Now he can not get around to it from the side of your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis arms are poseable, so the middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket when you need polite mode for the office or for Grandma. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off. And yes, there's a tiny embroidered butthole on the back. We're thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe hangs from an embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon on a stainless steel ring that opens wide enough to go over a thick bag strap. Clip him to your keys, a zipper pull, a backpack, a purse strap or a lanyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stocking stuffer for the friend who gets it, or backup for yourself on a Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more Kai? Pair him with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kai-plush-1st-edition\"\u003eKai 5.5\" plush\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kai-enamel-pin\"\u003eKai enamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-good-words-card\"\u003eNo Good Words card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743504400704,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0023","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/kai-keychain-photo-0-pocket_43630f97-c881-40e9-80ed-a86b7661c4ff.jpg?v=1792372714"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/collections\/kai_front_alt_1.jpg?v=1791770274","url":"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/collections\/kai.oembed","provider":"Eff It Friends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}