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Cries about everything, flips it off anyway. \u003cem\u003e(new)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTerry\u003c\/strong\u003e, unimpressed. Polite, Canadian and not impressed. \u003cem\u003e(new)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUncommon versions of all six\u003c\/strong\u003e, each with a different face.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e? Rare:\u003c\/strong\u003e we're keeping this one to ourselves. You'll know it when you see it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOdds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCommon:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 73% of boxes. Any one specific common friend: about 1 in 8.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUncommon:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25% of boxes. Any one specific uncommon: 1 in 24.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRare:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 2% of boxes, 1 in 48.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePer 48 boxes: 35 commons, 12 uncommons and 1 rare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rare isn't guaranteed, even if you buy several boxes. Want all 13, rare included, guaranteed? Get a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eff-it-friends-blind-box-full-case-48-boxes\"\u003efull case of 48 boxes\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow blind boxes work\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach box is sealed and picked at random, so you can't choose who you get, and if you order more than one you might get the same friend twice. If you'd rather pick, the six regular friends are also sold on their own as \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/keychain-plush\"\u003e$15 keychains\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne 3.25\" keychain plush (6\" overall with the ribbon and ring), embroidered face, poseable arms, front pocket, and yes, the tiny embroidered butthole on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered Eff It Friends ribbon on a stainless steel ring that fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSealed inside the printed blind box, 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuper-soft polyester. Safety tested for ages 10 months and up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe pack orders in Bellevue, WA, usually within one business day. Orders with a blind box ship in a sturdy box, not a mailer, so the packaging arrives in one piece. Free shipping on orders over $35.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReturns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpened blind boxes can't be returned or exchanged, because we can't resell them. If yours arrives damaged or with the wrong thing inside, email us and we'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot doubles? Trade them with friends. Got someone good? Post your reveal with #EffItFriendsBlindBox and tag @effitfriends. We want to see who you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the whole set?\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eff-it-friends-blind-box-full-case-48-boxes\"\u003efull case\u003c\/a\u003e is 48 sealed boxes in 4 counter displays, with all 13 designs guaranteed, rare included. $800.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67797440069952,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0019","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/blind-box-1-sealed-tight.jpg?v=1793113811"}],"url":"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/collections\/stocking-stuffers.oembed","provider":"Eff It Friends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}