{"title":"Winston","description":"\u003cp\u003eWinston cries about everything. Sad movies, happy movies, the last slice of pizza being gone. He flips it all off anyway, through the tears.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"winston-keychain-plush","title":"Winston Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eWinston cries about everything. Sad movies, happy movies, the last slice of pizza being gone. He flips it all off anyway, through the tears. Now he fits in your pocket, so he can feel his feelings wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis arms are poseable, so the middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket when you need polite mode for the office or for Grandma. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off. And yes, there's a tiny embroidered butthole on the back. We're thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe hangs from an embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon on a stainless steel ring that opens wide enough to go over a thick bag strap. Clip him to your keys, a zipper pull, a backpack, a purse strap or a lanyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stocking stuffer for the friend who cries at commercials, or backup for yourself on a Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant the whole crew? Winston joins \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/keychain-plush\"\u003eJackie, Bernard, Kai, Audra and Terry\u003c\/a\u003e as a keychain. His uncommon version only comes in the blind boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743505023296,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0024","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/winston-keychain-photo-1_d57a9fb5-2c02-4293-b552-7f8e65f47cbd.jpg?v=1792370434"}],"url":"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/collections\/winston.oembed","provider":"Eff It Friends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}