{"product_id":"bernard-keychain-plush","title":"Bernard Keychain Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's stressed, and then there's \u003cem\u003estressed\u003c\/em\u003e. Bernard doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult, and frankly neither do we. Clip him to your keys and you'll always have someone to say Eff It with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis arms are poseable, so the middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket when you need polite mode for the office or for Grandma. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off. And yes, there's a tiny embroidered butthole on the back. We're thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe hangs from an embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon on a stainless steel ring that opens wide enough to go over a thick bag strap. Clip him to your keys, a zipper pull, a backpack, a purse strap or a lanyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stocking stuffer for the friend who gets it, or backup for yourself on a Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more Bernard? Pair him with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bernard-plush-1st-edition\"\u003eBernard 5.5\" plush\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bernard-enamel-pin\"\u003eBernard enamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-good-words-card\"\u003eNo Good Words card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.25\" tall plush; 6\" overall with ribbon and ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: stainless steel, 1.25\" across, fits over a thick bag strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.4 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: hand wash, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hang tag, packed in a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Eff It Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67743504171328,"sku":"R-TY-PLSH-0022","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/5612\/7040\/files\/bernard-keychain-photo-1_2fef4f64-8585-43d9-82c6-4e165806645f.jpg?v=1792372354","url":"https:\/\/effitfriends.com\/products\/bernard-keychain-plush","provider":"Eff It Friends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}