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plushies that are all out of f$&%s

Orange cat, pink bunny, beige dog, brown bear plush toys

Sometimes, shit happens.

Pink bunny, orange cat, beige dog, brown bear, plush toys, rear view

It's good to have friends that have your back.

Orange cat plush, pink bunny plush, brown bear plush, and beige dog plush standing together with middle fingers up.

Your friends when you're all out of f*cks to give.

First Edition Plush

1st Edition Plush

Brown bear plush, stop-motion, middle fingers going up and down, front view.Brown bear plush, middle fingers raised, front view.
Bernard - Limited 1st Edition Bear Plush Sale price$22.00
Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears bent down, front view.Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears straight up, front view.
Audra - Limited 1st Edition Bunny Plush Sale price$22.00
Beige dog plush, hands in front pocket, front view.Beige dog plush, middle fingers raised, front view.
Kai - Limited 1st Edition Dog Plush Sale price$22.00
Orange cat plush, middle fingers raised, front view.Orange cat plush, hands in front pocket, front view.
Jackie - Limited 1st Edition Cat Plush Sale price$22.00
Orange cat plush, pink bunny plush, brown bear plush, and beige dog plush standing together with middle fingers up.
Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears bent down, front view.
Beige dog plush, hands in front pocket, front view.
Brown bear plush, arms in front pocket, front view.
Orange cat plush, middle fingers raised, front view.

1st Edition Full Collection

Sale price$75.00 Regular price$88.00

Get all four of our cute characters for the price of slightly less than four plushies purchased individually! Tell the world how you really feel with eight middle fingers and a whole lot of personality.

This is our limited edition first run, get all four first friends while supplies last!

I love these guys so much I'm going to put them in my car (Jackie is my fav!) I love how they have lil' pockets to hide their devious nature, and how you can bend their arms!

- Elli, Chicago, IL

OMG this is amazing and hilarious! I love these, I'm going to order a couple for my family!!

- Taylor, Charlottesville, VA

I was feeling down after getting some frustrating news. Then I turned around and saw Kai just chilling there with his middle fingers up, and I was like, "you're right, fuck it"

- Joseph, Oakland, CA

The quality is incredible for the price, and everyone I've shown so far LOVES Bernard (and thinks his friends are 'v cute')

- Sara, Miami, FL

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