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Keychain Plush

New Friends

Winston keychain plush, a crying panda with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Winston Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Terry keychain plush, an unimpressed beaver with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Terry Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Jackie keychain plush, an orange cat with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Jackie Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Bernard keychain plush, a brown bear with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Bernard Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Kai keychain plush, a beige dog with his middle fingers tucked into the front pocket, on a metal ring clasp
Kai Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Audra keychain plush, a pink bunny with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Audra Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00

Blind Boxes

Eff It Friends Series 1 blind box, sealed, with Jackie on the front
A sealed blind box next to a Bernard keychain plush: one 3.25 inch keychain in every 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 inch box
13 friends to collect: six commons at about 1 in 8 odds each, six uncommon variants at about 1 in 24 each, and a secret rare at 1 in 48. Per 48 boxes: 35 commons, 12 uncommons, 1 rare
Common Jackie keychain next to uncommon Jackie, who has a different face; uncommons and rares only come in blind boxes
How blind boxes work: one random keychain in every sealed box, no peeking, repeats can happen and the rare is not guaranteed
Twelve Eff It Friends keychain plush, commons and uncommons, gathered around a counter display of sealed blind boxes

Eff It Friends Blind Box: Series 1

Sale price$19.00

One sealed box, one keychain friend, and no way to know who's inside until you open it. 13 designs to collect, including one secret rare.

First Edition Plush

1st Edition Plush

Beige dog plush, middle fingers raised, front view.
Kai Plush Sale price$29.00
Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears straight up, front view.
Audra Plush Sale price$29.00
Brown bear plush, stop-motion, middle fingers going up and down, front view.
Bernard Plush Sale price$29.00
Orange cat plush, hands in front pocket, front view.
Jackie Plush Sale price$29.00
All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
Audra pink bunny plush with side-eye expression and middle fingers up, size chart showing 8.5 tall by 5.5 inches wide
Jackie orange cat plush with arms tucked in front pocket, callouts for gifting and the eff it pocket
Bernard brown bear plush at an angle, callouts for ultra-soft plush exterior and high-quality embroidery
Back of Kai beige dog plush showing tail, floppy brown ears and embroidered butthole, callout for weighted bottom
Bernard the bear's middle finger raised in front of Kai, Jackie and Audra plush packed in a cardboard box

First Edition Plush Full Collection

Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00

Gift Boxes

Gift Boxes

You Are The Best Thing Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
You Are The Best Thing Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00
Just Breathe Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Just Breathe Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00
Happy Birthday Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Happy Birthday Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00
Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00

Plush + Pin Bundles

Plush & Pin Bundles

Audra pink bunny plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Audra Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Bernard brown bear plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Bernard Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Jackie orange cat plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Jackie Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Kai beige dog plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Kai Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00

Full Case

Full case of Eff It Friends blind boxes: four counter displays, 48 sealed boxes, every design guaranteed including the rare
A blind box counter display of sealed boxes with keychain plush in front; all 13 designs come in every full case
What's in a full case: every common friend in 35 boxes, every uncommon in 12 boxes, and the rare in 1 box, guaranteed
A sealed blind box next to a Bernard keychain plush: one 3.25 inch keychain in every 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 inch box

Eff It Friends Blind Box: Full Case (48 Boxes)

Sale price$800.00

Four sealed counter displays, 48 blind boxes in all, with every Series 1 design guaranteed, the rare included.

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Enamel Pins

1st Edition Enamel Pins

Pink bunny enamel pin with middle fingers up, front view
Audra Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Brown bear enamel pin, middle fingers up, front view
Bernard Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Orange cat enamel pin with middle fingers up, front view
Jackie Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Beige dog enamel pin, middle fingers up, front view
Kai Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Four enamel pins in a row: Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog, middle fingers up
Beige dog enamel pin, pink bunny enamel pin, brown bear enamel pin, orange cat enamel pin, on branded packaging card
Pink bunny enamel pin, brown bear enamel pin, beige dog enamel pin, and orange cat enamel pin, front view on black tote bag
Bernard brown bear enamel pin with middle fingers up on dark canvas, measuring 1.5 by 1.0 inches
Jackie orange cat enamel pin on an Eff It Friends backing card with a pink "#%@!" speech bubble
Back of Audra bunny enamel pin showing silver post and tall ears beside its locking pin back

Enamel Pin Collection

Sale price$25.00 Regular price$32.00

Cards & Stickers

Cards & Stickers

No Good Words card front, Jackie and Bernard flipping middle fingers: "There aren't any good words for this"
No good words - Flat card Sale priceFrom $3.00
Romance card front with yellow and pink bunnies under "What should we do tonight?" over a list of date ideas
Romance - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Cat, dog, bunny, and bear celebrating a birthday with a cake and 'Happy effing birthday!' text on a card.
Birthday - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Front of card: dog holding a marker and 'To do:' text followed by text of one item, checked off, that says "Get you a card"
Just Because - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Eff It Friends 4x6 sticker sheet with all four characters, a cat logo and "#%@!" grawlix
Eff It Friends - Sticker Sheet Sale price$3.00
This Will Probably Work vinyl sticker, watercolor bear in a striped bee costume holding a red bucket
This Will Probably Work - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Happy Little Pickle vinyl sticker, a bumpy green watercolor pickle with a tiny smile
Happy Little Pickle - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Octoshroom vinyl sticker, a blue watercolor octopus with a spotted mushroom cap head
Octoshroom - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Morning King vinyl sticker, a smiling watercolor coffee cup wearing a small gold crown
Morning King - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Coffee and Doughnut vinyl sticker, a pink frosted doughnut with a bite out beside a coffee cup
Coffee and Doughnut - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Ice Cream vinyl sticker, sleepy strawberry and chocolate scoops stacked on a dripping cone
Ice Cream - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Burger Queen vinyl sticker, a smiling watercolor cheeseburger with little legs and a gold crown
Burger Queen - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Blueberry Spider vinyl sticker, a smiling blueberry with long dangling blue legs
Blueberry Spider - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Avocado Buddies vinyl sticker, two smiling avocado halves, one with the pit
Avocado Buddies - Sticker Sale price$4.00
Little Turkey Leg vinyl sticker, a smiling roasted watercolor drumstick
Little Turkey Leg - Sticker Sale price$4.00