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Funny Gifts for Coworkers

Funny gifts for coworkers who are one meeting away from losing it. The middle fingers tuck into a pocket for when the boss is around.

Keychain plush

Clips to keys, a lanyard or a work bag, and fits most Secret Santa limits.

Bernard keychain plush, a brown bear with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Bernard Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Kai keychain plush, a beige dog with his middle fingers tucked into the front pocket, on a metal ring clasp
Kai Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Jackie keychain plush, an orange cat with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Jackie Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Audra keychain plush, a pink bunny with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Audra Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Winston keychain plush, a crying panda with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Winston Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Terry keychain plush, an unimpressed beaver with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Terry Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00

Desk plush

Fingers in for the meeting, out for the rest of the day.

Brown bear plush, stop-motion, middle fingers going up and down, front view.
Bernard Plush Sale price$29.00
Beige dog plush, middle fingers raised, front view.
Kai Plush Sale price$29.00
Orange cat plush, hands in front pocket, front view.
Jackie Plush Sale price$29.00
Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears straight up, front view.
Audra Plush Sale price$29.00

Plush and pin sets

The desk plush plus a pin for the lanyard.

Bernard brown bear plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Bernard Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Kai beige dog plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Kai Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Jackie orange cat plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Jackie Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Audra pink bunny plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Audra Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00

Enamel pins

For a badge holder or a laptop bag, or all four for four teammates.

Brown bear enamel pin, middle fingers up, front view
Bernard Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Beige dog enamel pin, middle fingers up, front view
Kai Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Orange cat enamel pin with middle fingers up, front view
Jackie Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Pink bunny enamel pin with middle fingers up, front view
Audra Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Four enamel pins in a row: Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog, middle fingers up
Enamel Pin Collection Sale price$25.00 Regular price$32.00

For the whole team

All four plush for the office shelf.

All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
First Edition Plush Full Collection Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00

Cards and stickers

The card everyone signs, and stickers for the laptop.

All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
First Edition Plush Full Collection Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00
All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
First Edition Plush Full Collection Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00
All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
First Edition Plush Full Collection Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00

Questions

Are these OK to give at work?

The middle fingers tuck into a front pocket, so the plush can sit on a desk in polite mode and come out when the meeting runs long. The keychain plush clip to a lanyard, badge holder or work bag. You know your office better than we do: the gesture is the whole joke.

What can I get for a Christmas Secret Santa or a gag gift exchange?

Under $10, an enamel pin ($8). Under $20, a keychain plush ($15) or a blind box ($19). Under $30, a 5.5-inch plush ($29). Under $40, a plush with its matching enamel pin ($35). For the whole team, all four enamel pins are $25 and all four 5.5-inch plush are $99.

What's a good gift for a coworker who's leaving?

A 5.5-inch plush ($29) and a Just Because card the whole team signs ($5). Pick the friend who matches how they feel about the job: Kai if they stopped caring months ago, Jackie if they're leaving angry. If they've already gone, we ship to the US and Canada, and you can add a free printed gift message at checkout or have us handwrite your note in the card for $5 more.

What makes a good coworker gift

It fits the limit. Most office swaps land between $15 and $30. A keychain plush is $15 and a desk plush is $29.

It works at the office. The middle fingers tuck into a front pocket, so the plush can sit on a desk through a client call.

They'll keep it. A plush on the monitor or a keychain on a lanyard gets used every day, which beats another mug.

How Secret Santa works

  1. Everyone draws a name and buys a gift for that person, under a set limit.
  2. Gifts stay anonymous until they're opened, and sometimes after.
  3. Drew someone you barely know? Pick the character that matches their mood on a Monday.

From people who gave them

“I bought me and my coworkers these little gems. Best purchase I have made all year!”

Bobbie C., verified buyer, all four plush

“Wonderful design and quality. They keep me and my coworkers properly motivated in corporate America.”

John C., verified buyer, all four plush

Make it a gift

Add a free printed gift message at checkout.

Add a card and we'll handwrite your message inside for $5 more.

Or send a gift box: a plush and its matching pin, a card with your note and a few small extras, $89.

We pack orders in the Seattle area, usually within one business day, and ship to the US and Canada. US shipping is free on orders of $35 or more.

Read the guide

What to get the coworker who's running on fumes, with picks from other shops at Secret Santa prices.

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