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Funny Gifts for Friends

Funny gifts for friends who'd rather get a middle finger than another candle. Pick the one who's most like them.

The 5.5-inch plush

Pick the one who's most like your friend.

Orange cat plush, hands in front pocket, front view.
Jackie Plush Sale price$29.00
Brown bear plush, stop-motion, middle fingers going up and down, front view.
Bernard Plush Sale price$29.00
Beige dog plush, middle fingers raised, front view.
Kai Plush Sale price$29.00
Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears straight up, front view.
Audra Plush Sale price$29.00

Plush and pin sets

A step up for a birthday.

Jackie orange cat plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Jackie Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Bernard brown bear plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Bernard Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Kai beige dog plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Kai Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Audra pink bunny plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Audra Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00

Gift boxes

Ready to give: a plush and pin, a card with your note in it and a few small extras.

Happy Birthday Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Happy Birthday Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00
You Are The Best Thing Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
You Are The Best Thing Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00
Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00
Just Breathe Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Just Breathe Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00

Keychain plush

The small "saw this and thought of you" gift.

Jackie keychain plush, an orange cat with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Jackie Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Bernard keychain plush, a brown bear with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Bernard Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Kai keychain plush, a beige dog with his middle fingers tucked into the front pocket, on a metal ring clasp
Kai Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Audra keychain plush, a pink bunny with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Audra Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Winston keychain plush, a crying panda with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Winston Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Terry keychain plush, an unimpressed beaver with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Terry Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00

All four

One for each friend in the group chat.

All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
First Edition Plush Full Collection Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00

Cards and stickers

We'll handwrite your message in the card.

Cat, dog, bunny, and bear celebrating a birthday with a cake and 'Happy effing birthday!' text on a card.
Birthday - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Cat, dog, bunny, and bear celebrating a birthday with a cake and 'Happy effing birthday!' text on a card.
Birthday - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Cat, dog, bunny, and bear celebrating a birthday with a cake and 'Happy effing birthday!' text on a card.
Birthday - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00

Questions

What's a funny birthday gift for a friend?

A 5.5-inch plush ($29) with a Birthday card ($5, or $10 and we handwrite your message). For a big birthday, the Happy Birthday Gift Box ($89) holds a plush and its matching enamel pin, a birthday bath balm, Barefoot Dreams socks, a face mask and a birthday card. Pick the friend who matches how they feel about turning another year older.

What can I send a friend who's moving away?

Ship a plush straight to their new address with a Just Because card, and we'll handwrite your note in it for $5 more. It's someone on the shelf to flip off the new commute until you can visit. We ship to the US and Canada, and you can add a free printed gift message at checkout.

Which Eff It Friend should I get my friend?

Jackie the orange cat is angry and says what everyone's thinking. Bernard the brown bear is anxious and doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult. Kai the beige dog can't be bothered. Audra the pink bunny was over it before it was popular. Most people pick the one who sounds like their friend, or get all four for $99 and split them across the group chat.

What makes a good gift for a friend

It's about them. Pick the character they'd be on their worst day, and they'll know you were paying attention.

It's funny without being mean. The middle finger is aimed at the situation, never at your friend: the job, the move, the year they're having.

It comes with a note. A few words in a card often mean more than the gift itself.

From people who gave them

“I bought this for a friend that could use a laugh, and boy! Did she love it!”

Natasha V., verified buyer, Kai plush

“I bought Bernard for a friend and she loved him! He's adorable and now I might need one for myself. :)”

Kristina K., verified buyer, Bernard plush

Make it a gift

Add a free printed gift message at checkout.

Add a card and we'll handwrite your message inside for $5 more.

Or send a gift box: a plush and its matching pin, a card with your note and a few small extras, $89.

We pack orders in the Seattle area, usually within one business day, and ship to the US and Canada. US shipping is free on orders of $35 or more.

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