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Funny Plushies for Adults

Funny plushies for adults, for the days you'd rather flip off the world than hug it. Their middle fingers go up, or tuck into a pocket when company comes over.

The 5.5-inch plush

Soft, weighted at the bottom so they sit up on a desk or a shelf. Audra stands 8.5 inches with her ears.

Orange cat plush, hands in front pocket, front view.
Jackie Plush Sale price$29.00
Brown bear plush, stop-motion, middle fingers going up and down, front view.
Bernard Plush Sale price$29.00
Beige dog plush, middle fingers raised, front view.
Kai Plush Sale price$29.00
Pink bunny plush, middle fingers up, ears straight up, front view.
Audra Plush Sale price$29.00

Keychain plush

All six at 3.25 inches, on a steel ring that fits over a bag strap.

Jackie keychain plush, an orange cat with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Jackie Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Bernard keychain plush, a brown bear with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Bernard Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Kai keychain plush, a beige dog with his middle fingers tucked into the front pocket, on a metal ring clasp
Kai Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Audra keychain plush, a pink bunny with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Audra Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Winston keychain plush, a crying panda with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Winston Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Terry keychain plush, an unimpressed beaver with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Terry Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00

Blind boxes

One sealed keychain plush, 13 designs, a rare we're not showing anyone. $19.

Eff It Friends Series 1 blind box, sealed, with Jackie on the front
Eff It Friends Blind Box: Series 1 Sale price$19.00

Plush and pin sets

A plush with its matching enamel pin, for when it's a gift.

Jackie orange cat plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Jackie Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Bernard brown bear plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Bernard Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Kai beige dog plush with middle fingers up next to his matching enamel pin on its backing card
Kai Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00
Audra pink bunny plush with middle fingers up next to her matching enamel pin on its backing card
Audra Plush + Enamel Pin Sale price$35.00 Regular price$37.00

All four

The whole crew, for the group chat.

All four plush together, Jackie cat, Bernard bear, Audra bunny and Kai dog with middle fingers up
First Edition Plush Full Collection Sale price$99.00 Regular price$116.00

Ready to give

A plush and its pin in a gift box with cozy extras, for the friend who's done.

Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box with Barefoot Dreams Willow socks
Fresh Out of F*cks Gift Box Sale price$89.00 Regular price$109.00

Questions

Which funny plushie should I get?

There are six, and each one is sarcastic in its own way. Jackie the orange cat is angry and says what everyone's thinking. Bernard the brown bear is anxious and doesn't understand why everything has to be so difficult. Kai the beige dog can't be bothered. Audra the pink bunny was over it before it was popular. Winston the panda cries about everything and flips it off anyway. Terry the beaver is polite, Canadian and not impressed. Winston and Terry come as keychain plush. Most people pick the one who sounds like the person they're buying for.

How big are they, and do the middle fingers stay up?

The plush are 5.5 inches tall, 5.5 inches long and 3.75 inches deep; Audra is 8.5 inches with her ears. The keychain plush are 3.25 inches tall, 6 inches overall with the ribbon and ring. The arms are poseable, so the middle fingers stay up, or tuck into a front pocket when you need to be polite.

How much are they, and is there a stocking stuffer size?

The keychain plush are $15 and clip to keys or a bag, so they're the funny stocking stuffer for adults in the lineup. A blind box is $19 and holds one sealed keychain plush, picked at random. The 5.5-inch plush are $29, a plush with its matching enamel pin is $35, and all four 5.5-inch plush are $99. US shipping is free on orders of $35 or more.

From people who gave them

“This is so cute. I have this sitting in my car to cheer me up during bad traffic.”

Cynthia W., verified buyer, Jackie plush

“Love em, the cutest yet firm eff you I've ever seen.”

CJ, verified buyer, Kai plush

Make it a gift

Add a free printed gift message at checkout.

Add a card and we'll handwrite your message inside for $5 more.

Or send a gift box: a plush and its matching pin, a card with your note and a few small extras, $89.

We pack orders in the Seattle area, usually within one business day, and ship to the US and Canada. US shipping is free on orders of $35 or more.

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