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Winston Keychain Plush

Sale price$15.00

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Winston cries about everything. Sad movies, happy movies, the last slice of pizza being gone. He flips it all off anyway, through the tears. Now he fits in your pocket, so he can feel his feelings wherever you go.

His arms are poseable, so the middle fingers stay up, or tuck into his front pocket when you need polite mode for the office or for Grandma. His face is embroidered, so there are no plastic eyes to pop off. And yes, there's a tiny embroidered butthole on the back. We're thorough.

He hangs from an embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon on a stainless steel ring that opens wide enough to go over a thick bag strap. Clip him to your keys, a zipper pull, a backpack, a purse strap or a lanyard.

A stocking stuffer for the friend who cries at commercials, or backup for yourself on a Monday.

Want the whole crew? Winston joins Jackie, Bernard, Kai, Audra and Terry as a keychain. His uncommon version only comes in the blind boxes.

  • Size: 3.25" tall plush; 6" overall with ribbon and ring
  • Ring: stainless steel, 1.25" across, fits over a thick bag strap
  • Ribbon: embroidered Eff It Friends ribbon, 1.75" long
  • Fabric: super-soft polyester, with polyester fill and poseable arms
  • Weight: 1.4 oz
  • Care: hand wash, air dry
  • Comes with a hang tag, packed in a bag

Order today and you should receive your item(s) in 4 to 10 days. If you need your Eff It Friend ASAP, select Expedited Shipping at checkout!

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EST. DELIVERY 3-8 DAYS
EST. ARRIVAL 4–10 DAYS from order date
Winston keychain plush, a crying panda with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Winston Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00