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Stocking Stuffers

Is it too soon to start planning for the holidays? Hell no. Eff It Friends make great stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts and small presents for the friends, family and coworkers who've had enough. All six friends, Jackie, Bernard, Kai, Audra, Winston and Terry, come as plush keychains ($15) that clip onto keys and bags. There are also $19 blind boxes with a secret rare, enamel pins ($8), a sticker sheet ($3) and cards ($3 to $5) that we'll handwrite for you. Shipping is free on US orders over $35.

Shopping for a swap? See our white elephant gifts under $50 and funny gifts for coworkers. For more ideas, read our guide to funny stocking stuffers for adults.

Jackie keychain plush, an orange cat with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Jackie Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Bernard keychain plush, a brown bear with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Bernard Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Kai keychain plush, a beige dog with his middle fingers tucked into the front pocket, on a metal ring clasp
Kai Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Audra keychain plush, a pink bunny with her middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Audra Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Orange cat enamel pin with middle fingers up, front view
Jackie Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Brown bear enamel pin, middle fingers up, front view
Bernard Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Beige dog enamel pin, middle fingers up, front view
Kai Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Pink bunny enamel pin with middle fingers up, front view
Audra Enamel Pin Sale price$8.00
Eff It Friends 4x6 sticker sheet with all four characters, a cat logo and "#%@!" grawlix
No Good Words card front, Jackie and Bernard flipping middle fingers: "There aren't any good words for this"
No good words - Flat card Sale priceFrom $3.00
Cat, dog, bunny, and bear celebrating a birthday with a cake and 'Happy effing birthday!' text on a card.
Birthday - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Front of card: dog holding a marker and 'To do:' text followed by text of one item, checked off, that says "Get you a card"
Just Because - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Romance card front with yellow and pink bunnies under "What should we do tonight?" over a list of date ideas
Romance - Folded Card Sale priceFrom $5.00
Winston keychain plush, a crying panda with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Winston Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Terry keychain plush, an unimpressed beaver with his middle fingers up, on a metal ring clasp
Terry Keychain Plush Sale price$15.00
Eff It Friends Series 1 blind box, sealed, with Jackie on the front